Some conversation starters that were in my inbox this week:

Subject: “OK”
Email: “OK”

Subject: “For Your Consideration”
Email: “Good Evening. What can I do for you. What comment or compliment, experiences can I offer you?”

Subject: “Greetings from Manhattan”
Email: “I got you as a match on this. I am curious about who you are and what’s happening in your life these days.”

Subject: “hi”
Email: “hi”

Subject: “hey”
Email: “hey”

Subject: “Good evening”
Email: “It would be a pleasure to make your acquaintance. – R”

Subject: “hey…!”
Email: “You are cute! Want to go out Sunday!!! LOL!!! Looking Forward!!”

Oh my god.